business lobster

The single most amazing, dominating basketball team in the western hemisphere.

Trojan Man 1.- I hear we play the business lobsters next game
Trojan Man 2.- Holy ass-caking dick tits, i shit my pants

by The Business Lobster November 22, 2009

Lost my Bird

Refers to the 3rd Generation of Toyota Supra. The icon for the reservoir lights up in an orange fashion, which resembles a bird cage with no bird (its supposed to be a radiator) thus indicating that the reservoir for the radiator is running low on fluids. This leads to signs of early head gasket failure, which is a problem in the Toyota 3rd gen Supra.

Ted: Joe, I lost my bird today??
Joe: Really Ted, that sucks bootie call, where do you think it went??
Ted: I dunno, but I have a blown headgasket in my Supra.
Joe: Huh, I thought you said you lost your bird?? Sorry to hear about taht ted, guess its gonna set ya back a day of work and beer money.
Ted: You know Joe, the icon light resembles a bird cage...
Joe: Oh yeah it does, your so funny Ted.

by Tommy Supraman III August 28, 2009

Lost at sea

Water (namely bath water) containing cum.

Wanking in the bath should be cleaner because your jizz should be lost at sea, instead of wanking in bed which can ruin the tissues and stain the bed sheets.

by knobend1989 May 22, 2016

the lost prophets

Another wrong name for the band "Lostprophets".

omg, i saw lyk the lost prophets on teevee today!11!

by N February 26, 2004

Ghetto Lobster

A Red Lobster in a really Ghetto location with staff and clientele to match.

That location is a seriously Ghetto Lobster.

by Zer0_Divide August 20, 2012

L + Ratio + Lost

L + Ratio + Lost
Loser + ratio + lost + confusion + 0 IQ + spinning in circles + bot + discombobulation

goes 0 and 30
L + ratio + lost + confusion + 0 IQ + spinning in circles + bot + discombobulation

by Nice one Perma March 16, 2022

Lobster Trap

When a man pulls his genitalia through the hole in his boxers to urinate, but fails to unbutton the button. The bell-shape of the penis head then causes it to get stuck, much like a lobster trap.

Person A: Dude put your dick away!
Person B: Sorry man! I didn't realize i had a total Lobster Trap before i turned around!

by Walter900 May 19, 2011