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knuckle bumper 

Another term for a lesbian. To get a visual example, bend both the index and middle finger of each hand and bump the mid knuckles together thus simulating two vaginas bumping each other as lesbians do to get sexual pleasure, such as the extremely hot act of tribbing.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, have you met the new girl? She's hot!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but dude she's a knuckle bumper. There's rainbows and shit all over her social network profile."
knuckle bumper by MrFriendzone April 13, 2016
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knuckle shuffle bros 

when you and your bestfriend get a handjob from the same girl
me and the homie got a habdjob from the same chick so now that makes us knuckle shuffle bros now

Knuckle sucking 

When you punch a tyquans tongue so hard it falls off.
The boy went knuckle sucking at the mall.
Knuckle sucking by SheilaG07 October 5, 2016

knuckle magnet 

One who's face is so punch able that their very existence drives people crazy
"Mom, I got punched today." "Well, stop being such a knuckle magnet."
knuckle magnet by Thekilz348 September 11, 2016

Knuckle-dragger

Someone who expresses un-evolved views often and will try to force them on others.
99 out of 100 scientists in the world believe in climate change while the other is a real knuckle-dragger.
Knuckle-dragger by jon doeh September 6, 2016

knuckle muffin 

Girlfriend: whatcha wanna do tonight ?

Boyfriend let's do a knuckle muffin

Girlfriend: eww sounds like butt stuff .. IM IN!!!
When a person acts like an idiot and will do almost anything.
Brysonis a knuckle for shaving his head
knuckle by matthew gadlage September 1, 2016