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Marshmallow Johnson

a male who suffers from limp dick syndrome
Girl#1: Hey Lady, howd'it go with the guy you hooked up with the other night?

Girl#2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours of him trying to get it up. I just couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.
by RedXSadist April 12, 2019
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jayla johnson

Played the lead role in strange things about the johnsons back in 2011, she was well known for her professional acting in expertise of jerking off to her dad
by Sluxreper June 17, 2018
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Jojo Johnson

Where you give a transgender a blowjob and then cumshot in the ears and lick the ears and start licking the crack whilst the transgender hasn’t wiped and you’ve got shit over your face and start tongue kissing aggressively until you feel sick and be sick all over the genitals and stay aggressively sucking on the genital and jumping until they cum and eat all the cum and then you start jumping them until you cum and start licking your own cum and anything left over until you eventually pass out
Me and my partner had a JoJo Johnson and it was amazing!
by Lg49 January 29, 2022
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Johnson Scoffer

an adjective that describes someone who sucks up to the manager of a company in a homosexual manner.
"did you hear Johnson Scoffer Joe was begging for the weekend behind Craig's back"
by beefsbigbelly May 9, 2024
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kaylee johnson

SHE IS A AMAZING GIRL DO YOUR BEST TO NOT LOSE HER!!!!!!!!
OMG!! kaylee johnson is so amazing i never wanna lose her

OMG!!! So true
by Jacob.Muller.Is.Bae.Af13 August 21, 2016
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Noah Johnson

Generosity

Integrity

Loyalty

Devotion

Loving

Kindness

Sincerity

Self-control

Peacefulness

Faithfulness

Patience

Determination

Persistence

Adventurous

Fairness

Cooperation

Tolerance

Optimism

Spirituality
by 1122332453647588474 October 26, 2020
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Johnson Magic

Having sex with a girl and giving her aids
Omg lmaoo gave that bitch aids lmfaoooooo Johnson magic
by Creetee April 12, 2024
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