gentleman fat

The sperm of the wealthy, elite high class men in society. Stud fees for the sperm are incredibly high due to the lower classes hoping that some quality genetics might alter the course of a mongoloid family for a one off fee. Also seen on the faces of high class prostitutes.

Rupert had finally realized his most deviant sexual fantasy had finally come true when he looked in the face of Mary with her gentleman fat beard

by Loopydave September 5, 2018

fat assin'

To slow poke around, to move slowly like a fat ass, or to drive slow on the freeway. ALso means to talk to someone.

Stop fat assin' around, I need to get home.

Man 1: *phone rings* Hi baby, im sitting here fat assin with Bruce, let me call you back.
Woman on phone: "Huh????"

by maddizzletwentytwizzle November 22, 2007

fat tam

a very fat VA teacher in la Salle college, who loves to wash her using only water, the wife of 8745.

fat tam:用清水洗手！

by rrfhrfgvgf November 15, 2018

Fat Cans

One who has excessively large buckets, jugs, melons, fun bags, kahunas, knockers, pilows, or commonly know as "tits" or "taties" in spanish

Brett: Holly shit Joe! Look at Dianes fat cans!

Joe: Damn were gonna need a can opener.
Brett: Might need to use the table mount opener.

by Scumbaggg November 25, 2013

Muscle Fats

A beefy, muscular guy that looks kinda fat but still doable.

I'd so have sex with that muscle fats.

by Muffy the Slampire Slayer May 20, 2011

Fat paki

Janet Farrell

A brown specimen of the Asian continent
South asian

Did you see that fat paki at the bus stop

by Hehedarwood diplodacudoplamos March 19, 2022

fat beezy

The ice cream delight known as fat boys...

Shit, get me a fat beezy out of the freezer

by guifantano November 2, 2007