Brown Door Knob

A sexual act in which someone poops into their hand and then massages their partners penis in a violent twisting motion, as if they were trying to turn the knob of a locked door.

Person A: "Wow, that was the best brown door knob I ever had! Next time can you stick your house key into my dick?"

Person B: "Oh.. so you want your knob unlocked? ;)"

Person A: "No...I just like putting small objects in there while its covered in poop."

Person B: "Oh...I see.."

by Renegade0894 March 30, 2016

door prize

A code phrase used among women for various feminine hygiene products.

I had to go buy some door prizes because I am expecting my period to begin soon.

or,

By any chance do you have a door prize that I can use?

by TruCafe May 11, 2009

hoopty doopty

A term used to describe someone who knows how to jump through all the right hoops, without actually knowing they are doing so: used frequently in Southern California.

"That Miles kid is sure one hoopty doopty"

by j.m@n October 22, 2011

Open Door

A gap between the front two teeth of a person. Typically quite large in size.

OMG he was cute until he smiled and I noticed he had an open door!
WHAT?! You don't like open doors? I love them!

by dicksquadsbh July 24, 2015

Duck under the door frame

Chick with dick

Dude!! That chick the other night!!. She had a duck under the door frame!!!

by Adequatesquid09 on Xbox June 24, 2018

Back door

Slang term for buttocks

She has a fine back door.

by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012

door mat

the hair surrounding the vagina. its called this because, like a door mat, one must go throug the hair to get inside.

guy 1: dood, i went on a date with rachel
guy 2: shes so hot, how far did you two go?
guy1:we almost went all the way, but then i took off her pants and she had a nice big door mat
guy 2: thats definatly a no-go

by ford408 May 25, 2009