Hockey disco

Hockey disco (or hd) is most limerick first years first disco, where the music is shite and they do rock the boat. The most entertaining part is when your friend meets someone or gets rejected. After the disco they all post awkward pictures of them at the disco on instagram.

“I went to Hockey disco last night” “Lucky! Did you meet anyone?”

by Luimneachabú February 18, 2019

Davie Disco

An awesome and creative singer/songwriter and music artist and producer.

Friend 1: Have you had to chance to listen to that new singer, Davie Disco?

Friend 2: Yeah. I really like his style of music.

by ISObutyl April 21, 2019

Butt Disco

Motorboating someone's butt cheeks.

He should have brought some wet wipes, because he got pink eye after giving his friend a butt disco.

by Butt Disco September 3, 2019

Queens Disco

Largest teenage disco in Ireland. Takes place on Halloween, Easter, Christmas, some during summer, etc. in Queens Hotel in Ennis, Clare. Basically, you just dance to blaring music, get pictures with people and shift random people you’ve probably never met. It’s actually great craic most of the time. All the lads wear jeans (or tracksuit pants if you’re that guy) and some sort of Siksilk or Illusive or 11 Degrees T-shirt. Then all the girls wear skirts so tight you’d think they just rapped themselves with flex tape. They also wear more fake tan than Donald Trump, so don’t wear a white T-shirt or it will get destroyed from getting pictures with people.

Lad: “Did you see that fella Evan at Queens disco?”
Lad 2: “No, why?”
Lad: “Jaysus, he was shifting beoirs left and right!”

by Willy Mór October 20, 2019

Double disco

The act of rubbing off two woman’s clits whilst they lay on their backs simultaneously like a DJ playing decks

Did you hear that Gary double disco’d those birds on the sun lounger at the beach?

by Disco Dave August 19, 2023

Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.

Robert " I don't know what I did to get these wounds on elbows?"
Angela " my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"

by Mad_signtist September 7, 2023

Penile Discoloration

Penile Discoloration is a lethal disease involving the shaft of the penile location. This disease is early identifiable during stage 1 by necrosis of the entire ball sack. By stage 2 the penis has turned blue and now the entire body has sepsis and you die.

"Hey man you should go get that Penile Discoloration checked out i don't think its supposed to be blue"

by chickennnnnnnnnn pox October 21, 2023