Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking

When a person in military uniform sneaks into your house and puts unpopped corn kernels in your penis hole. Then he heats up the kernals till they pop, still inside your penis.

This was used as a torture method in the Cold War.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh last night?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Someone snuck into his house last night and gave him the good ol' Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking.
Guy 2: Damn, I wonder if he ate the pop corn after?

by DrSeaman February 28, 2025

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Center corner

The center of a brownie batch when the brownies around it get taken making the center become a corner

My friends took the edges around the left side of the weed brownies. Guess I get the center corner.

by Glanxing_girl123 March 23, 2025

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Klickitat Corndog

A form of mutilation where a man's penis is cut off and inserted into his rectum. Then a cylindrical, core like cut is made around the rectum to remove the entire rectum with the penis still inside it. This whole grotesque assembly is then inserted into the victim's mouth.

That guy tried stealing my catalytic converter so I gave him the ol' Klickitat Corndog.

by anonymous June 7, 2025

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E-cormed

The action of:
-ignoring someone

-saying you’re not mad, when you are

-speed walking ahead and away from someone

“Bro you just e-cormed me”
“Stop e-cormimg me”

by kylealbernz September 19, 2025

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Kinky Corner

Kinky Corner is a fetish retail and online store that sells kink and fetish toys and equipment.

Don't Put Kinky in the Corner is the tagline or the store

Kinkycorner.ca

Kinky Corner is that retail chain that allows me to explore my kinks

Never pushing me into the corner to hid

by Spank Daddy Canada October 11, 2025

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