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closetdweller

-Someone who does things that are not acceptable in society so they keep it hidden .hidden dark secrets about you know one knows or very few people know about you because its shameful.

Someone who hides bad habits about themselves or lifestyle.
He used to be a closetdweller til he decided to let it be know public he is gay,

That guy is such a closetdweller, he is gay but tries to hide it out of shame.

what a closetdweller , she drinks and gets drunk by her self everyday after work and she thinks no one knows,

I am a closetdweller, I smoke only when no one or my close friends are with me cause I dont want a bunch of people to know.

closet fetish 

when someone claims that they don't have a fetish but show their disgusting fetish to everyone else as entertainment to justify keeping their disgusting material on them at all times

<similar to how gay freshmen can be in the closet about their sexuality and will show pictures of naked men to others calling others gay>
cj: fuck chris thats disgusting why the hell would you keep pictures of tubgirl on your phone and show it to everyone

nick: he has a closet fetish

chris: you know you like it

cj: gross dude go masterbate to that somewhere else
closet fetish by siejay May 9, 2010
1. Acting like you are in the closet

2. Making a comment, which would otherwise seem proactive in a political progressive and mostly liberal way, that will assuredly make others wonder about your hetro to homo ratio.
He's more offended about that word that all of my gay friends combined; seems kinda closety to me.
Closety by Arden187 June 1, 2010

Evil Closet Munki 

1. The monkey that lives in your closet, but not.

2. That kid from WtW who is way too obsessive over Family Guy.

3. Throws Junpei porn at people.

4. Boy who says, "PENIS!" a lot.
"That Evil Closet Munki is a freak!"

Iron closet 

The new emerging political divide between East And West Europe rooted through the US Culture wars . (WEST Feminism LGBT Multiculturalism Globalism VS EAST Traditional Family values Christianity Homogenity Nationalism) In particular to LGBT rights. Which its name Refers to "Coming out of the closet".
This succeeds the divide of Europe through the "Iron Curtain" of the Cold War (1947 - 1991) through Its ideological conflict between Capitalist west VS Communist East.
2030 East German gay Guy: "Our Parents were always talking about the "Iron Curtain" in the Cold war. Well looks we kiddos ended up into An "Iron closet" because of the afD and Putin . (Jeez, my Wurst is getting cold inside here)."
Iron closet by Urban dicker January 26, 2021

Bone in the closet 

Verb:
When a person bangs another person in that same gender, except they are still "in the closet" about it; secretive, in denial out in the open.

Noun: Literally a "Bone in the closet".
V.:
(Names of the following are fictitious and any relation of the two are coincidental)

Steve is attracted to Bret in an intensely sexual way but since he's a self centered douche and cares mostly about his reputation they're going to Bone in the closet.

(N.):

First person: "I opened the door and there was something catching flies in there and it' smells awful. What was it?"

Second person:" . . .@$#*! Yeah, that's just a bone in the closet."