child

a child is 1111111111999993393 iq

get here child

by chickennuggiez August 17, 2021

Victorian Child

A child from the Victorian era, used for making a point that something is utterly ridiculous. This is in reference to the idea that if they were shown the thing in question, they’d be in utter shock and possibly have something like a conniption or a stroke.

“Did you hear about the situation with Vitaly?”
“I swear, if you showed that guy’s content to a Victorian child they would have a heart attack and die on the spot.”

by Scarfkat April 18, 2025

part time child

A child who spends mor time socialising with her mates than at home with her family

Oh Maddie's a Part Time Child

by Pikialo April 16, 2017

Child

A human that is younger than a teenager

The Child doesn't like the game.

by suqarings June 27, 2020

celebration child

a celebration child is when you and your partner have had struggles or worries conceiving. in other words you want to have babies

“Hey babe my uti won’t effect how i conceive let’s have a celebration child”

by p1x13._.xox August 4, 2023

cum child

A cum child is when you're full of cum, and you have so much inside you, that you can push it out in one big squezze.

Lakat put a cum child in me - Lucas

by CumChildInMeLakatPlsAndTY January 22, 2023

Rabies Child

A hilarious nickname for Twisted toodles. (Dandy’s World)

Person: uh oh, watch out goob, we’ve got the rabies child.
Goob: got it!

by MirakatFursona February 3, 2025