vleis card

Similar to face card (essentially just your face, but from a beauty/vanity perspective), a vleis card is your penis, or a dick pic.

"Vleis" (rhymes with "face") is the South African Afrikaans word for "meat"

Girl, Peter I asked peter to show me his vleis card and, OMG, he's really packing!

by Original_MNH April 12, 2024

Uno Reverse-Carded

When someone is rejected or friend zoned, they have been “uno reverse-carded.”

Person 1: Hey how was your day?
Person 2: It was awful, man. I got uno reverse-carded by Emily.

Person 1: Aw that sucks dude. You can come to my house for a Dr. Pepper.

by The Peanut Butter Falcon January 27, 2022

Uno Reverse Card

An overpowered card that can defend any insult.

Voldemort: Avada Kedavra!
Harry: *pulls out uno reverse card
Voldemort: *dies

by FCCRickRoll250 November 18, 2021

throw cards

To throw cards: intention of chatting up a girl because she turns you on

Throw cards: Someone is throwing cards to a girl because she turns him on

by Live Drop March 18, 2017

STD Report Card

the official medical report listing that an individual has been tested for various STDs and the results of those tests.

Bill had his STD Report Card approved by Sally before they engaged in sexual activity. Sally made sure that Bill's STD Report Card listed that he was disease free.

by 月月 April 24, 2014

banger card

A fake debit card

He can’t pay for the dinner he has a banger card

by Joshhashoes October 3, 2017

Card Bully

That one guy at the table that has his card in hand stretched out into the middle of the table, unturned, before the player before him has even played, just to intimidate them into thinking he knows what they will play. This usually makes the card player second guess what they think they should play and play another. Which usually ends up being the wrong play.

Last night, Pete was such a card bully. He was totally making me mess up because I kept second guessing myself. I hate when he tries to guess what I will play.

by Card Bully September 17, 2011