Irish Candy

Alcohol! What else could it be?

Lexi: Hey I'm having a party tonight!
O'Sullivan: I'll bring the Irish candy!

No candy tastes better than Irish candy!

by Smoke_Eater November 25, 2009

[Candy Cane]

When a man ejaculates inside a woman who is on her period. When he pulls out, his penis resembles a candy cane.

John and Jane were feeling festive after their Candy Cane creation that night.

by Capn Innuendo January 18, 2009

like a kid in a candy store

A state of utter fascination, with many good or tempting things all around you.

In Amsterdam I was surrounded by weed, shrooms, pancakes, and cheap whores. I felt like a kid in a candy store.

by Nick D November 24, 2003

Cotton Candy Pimp

Same as Cotton-Candy Pimp.
Chris Pretti

There goes the Cotton Candy Pimp!

by Zeke March 10, 2004

like a whore in a candy shop

a description that is used to thrown off friends because it means nothing

guy 1: dude that dog is walkin kinda funny
guy 2: yeah like a whore in a candy shop

by hugh j. rack April 8, 2010

Candy Coated Slut Muffin

A slutty girl that is so cute and innocent looking that she isn't rejected by society like a normal slut is. She lures you in with her cute sweetness and you can't resist no matter how much you try.

Damn, that Sophie is such a candy coated slut muffin!

by Kinky Cupcakes May 12, 2010

candy cane

A turd that has the red stripe from the hemroid while it came out.

Man I pinched a candycane off in the toilet you better stay out of there for a while!

by scott January 17, 2004