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ben logic

When somebody attempts to be smart and come up with a logical explanation, but the "logic" is missing obvious facts and the explanation is flawed.
Ben: Invincible units in games take more memory than units that you can kill because the programers have to tell the game to not let them die.

Brent: No, an invincible unit would require less memory because the unit would be invincible due to not adding in information about the health status of the unit. It would be similar to a model such as a table or tree that is non-destructable, except that an invincible unit would be animated and be able to move around.

Ben: No because... (continues to try and explain why the idea would be true)

Brent:... meh, stupid ben logic.
by 22ice April 18, 2006
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Ben Hyatt

Ben Hyatt is the most perfect person in the entire universe. He can make you smile just from saying the smallest things, or making faces. He can make you blush insanely and giggle and jam your face into your pillow in excitement and squeal as loud as possible. He has the most amazing eyes, vibrant and outstanding , you will never want to turn your gaze away. His hair is a magnificent dark brown and flows nicely in the wind. His voice is the most charming and soothing sound to exist and be known to the human ear, and you're lucky if he speaks to you. Everyone wants his attention, but they are too shy to even dare ask for it. His face is perfectly composed of the most beautiful, handsome and ravishing features, it's the hardest thing to not squish it all day and night and want to look upon it for eternity. I can. His body is so lovely, every guy would wish to be so lucky as to have it, alas, only Ben Hyatt could have a body so perfect and so flawlessly framed.
His words flow smoothly into your ears and they will forever stay in your heart, he speaks nothing but the most beautiful words, weaving in and out of sentences. Being in his presence is like being with a God. You could be with him, be on the phone with him and not have him utter a single word, and you will still fall hopelessly and endlessly more in love with him as each second draws it's end. But each second with him, and knowing that such a charming and godly person exists is a second worth living.
"He must be Ben Hyatt, he's totally the most rad and perfect being alive"
by Myhandleonthings138 November 12, 2014
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Ben Eyes

"Ben Eyes" has come into mainstream television recently on the popular week night comedy known as Eastenders.

Ben Mitchell is the weedy, four-eyed son of East End hard man Phil Mitchell.

When weedy little four-eyed twat is pissed off by something someone says he breaks eye contact by closing his eyes and moving his head to one side before opening his eyes again.

"Ben Eyes" can be used in any confrontational situation that you don't want to face up to.
"She was pissed off at me cos I proved to her with aid of an atlas that the West Indies was not in West India! She still didn't apologise even though I was right! Fuckin Bitch just gave me Ben Eyes!"
by Rhyspiper April 10, 2007
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Ben Frey

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Pulling a Ben

Girlfriend: "Sorry, I gotta get off the phone or my brother's gonna kill me.
In Boyfriend's mind: "I should call the police!"

THE NEXT DAY:

Boyfriend's Buddy: "You shouldn't of called the cops, man! You were really pulling a Ben there."
by BanditoSlim October 8, 2011
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Ben Murphy

To deservingly punch someone in the face. Commonly used in a lift (elevator)
"Did you see that? She just Ben Murphy'd him."
"If you don't shut up I'm going to Ben Murphy you."
"What did you do?" "He was talking shit so I Ben Murphy'd him."
by AYYYYYYYYYYYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ January 7, 2017
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Ben Afflecktion

The psychological term describing the phenomenon in which a patient with Multiple Personality Disorder exhibits completely identical characteristics for each varying persona; accompanied by a lack of talent, creativity, and stage presence.
"He always acts exactly the same, regardless of the situation and enviroment. I wonder if he suffers from Ben Afflecktion?"
by nepo October 18, 2013
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