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LaShawn Barber

Another hypocrtical conservative pundit who rants on and on about feminism and government dependency, yet is a 38 year old unmarried, barren, and selfish welfare queen. She claims to be pro-life and against feminism, yet as a 38 year old blogger earning sufficient money to support a family, she is not willing to adopt fetuses who otherwise might be aborted, nor has she had her own kids. She qualifies as a feminist who puts her own blogging career needs over starting a family. She rants on and on about government dependence, yet when her sister ( a normal sane person with functional arms and legs) needs money, instead of using genuine conservative rhetoric like "be an enterprising black women and go out and work hard for the money," she posts a PAYPAL donation link to help support her sister. Little does she know that whether it is the government, or a paypal donation, she is telling her Sister that it is okay not to work hard, and rely on either the government or other folks' donations to get by.
Person 1:
"U-G-L-Y
You ain't got no ALIBI
You're Barren."

Person 2: "Hey.. is that about the hypocritical LaShawn Barber?"

Person 1: "How'd you know!"

Person 2: "I mean it had to be either her or Ann Coulter. Both are hypocritical barren pundits."
by Angryblackconservative July 1, 2005
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barbershop

something dane always says for no reason
nobody:

dane:barbershop
by ananaksnsjf March 1, 2019
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Badger Badger Badger

This definition is a response to "Your mom reeks of butter"'s definition.

The songs real lyrics ARE Magic, Mushroom and Hallucinate. This is because the song is really about these mushrooms that cause hallucinations. They make you see hundreds of badgers.

The mushrooms are drugs, like Marijuana and are dangerous.

Substance abuse causes you to do stupid things. Don't take these mushrooms. Just enjoy the "Badger" song. It's like a warning label. Listen to it.
Magic Magic Magic Magic Magic Magic Mushroom Mushroom, Hallucinate cinate cinate cinate hallucinate.
as opposed to Badger Badger Badger mushroom mushroom augh snake snake ooo its a snake.
by Manda-rin March 14, 2009
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Barbershop Quartet

When a group of 4 guys get together to groom each others' pubic hair.
"Hey what are you doing later this afternoon?"

"Nothing really."

"Why don't we call Ben and Evan over for a little party?"

"Great idea, but I need to set aside some time to clip my ball hair."

"Dude, no worries. Have them over and we can just have a little Barbershop Quartet."
by Rankle November 25, 2011
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Box Banger

Somebody who eats too much out the Microwave (box). Banger comes from the sounds of the door banging.
You're a right little box banger, do you know them things cause cancer?
by S Palmer October 6, 2005
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Badger

Like a cougar but the old lady is a gay old man.
John: dude, the badger is all over that young dude
Bill: He better keep his butt-hole tight
by wWitbshy April 9, 2010
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banger

when your dick sticks up
a intense party
John are you having a banger now.
by TrollerDefines November 20, 2014
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