The bacon served in just about any of the beloved Family Food chains, that has been sliced so thin it resembles the meat you'd get harvesting a Guinea Pig.
"I hope I don't get Guinea Pig bacon with my Grand Slam this time!".
Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her until she bleeds.
Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was awesome until it wasn't!!