Craft Beard

Adj. The guy who grew a beard to fit in to his NEW friend group of craft beer drinkers & brewers to feel like he belongs.

That guy Matt is talking shit and criticizing a brewer's methods now because he's got a craft beard.

by Thundersnow11 September 18, 2019

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Bearded clam

Bearded clam:
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.

Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!

by thinkinman February 18, 2020

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getting beard

When a guy goes down on a girl.

"I'm getting beard tonight!"

by ALol April 5, 2015

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beard snack

A particle of solid or liquid food that has lodged in someone's beard.

Mona (pointing to Larry's full red beard): Sweetie, are you gonna eat that beard snack or kin I have it?

by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015

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lincoln beard

Shaving all of your ass and pubic hairs and super gluing them to someone's face.

Bro I totally gave this chick a Lincoln beard last night at the party when she passed out.

by Rezneck July 21, 2016

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Shave Your Beard

To tell someone off over something pointless or ridiculous. Used when your friend is rambling about something that isn’t even your business and you just have to get him to shut the fuck up.

Ron: Yo bro! I talked to that Adrianna girl in school today. She’ll be my prom date! Isn’t this so ex-

Peter: Shave your beard, Ron.

Ron: What?

Peter: I said shave your beard Ron!

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 9, 2024

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