Sharon Stoned Hair

Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.

1. "Yeah, I've got the Sharon Stoned Hair today. Don't fuck with me."

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013

Rolling Stone

When a female or male partner is giving you a blowjob so instense, you pass a kidney stone!

Damn, she was goving me the Dyson sloppy 4000 when I passed a Rolling Stone the size of an asteroid.

by sicha_beast August 11, 2022

skipping stones

Going in two anal beads at a time instead of one

My girl likes to take me out and show how good she is at skipping stones

by PiManTrips February 28, 2015

Stoned wheat thin

A skinny granola person who does a lot of weed

Have you heard of Shawn Mendes? You know, the stoned wheat thin?

by 84philv84 February 08, 2025

stoning someone

to throw stones at someone!

dude I really feel like stoning someone. maybe it should be that Luke kid we both hate!

by taybae:) June 06, 2016

colon stones

Solidified blockages, a combination of shit, iron, and various unwanted nutrients, within the colon.

I haven't shit in a week. I think I have colon stones.

by Scrum nugget February 10, 2016

Stone N Bone

When you and your partner(s) get as high as you can and then have sexual relations until every party involved has an orgasm before the first party passes out.

Person 1: I got some weed and viagra.
Person 2: I love you man but not like that!
Person 1: Nah, it's for me and my girl.
Person 2: So what? Are you all gonna Stone N Bone?
Person 1: Fuck yeah!!!

by Can I Get U Off? January 10, 2021