Person 1: “Why did you sleep with my wife?”
Person 2: “She was just asking for it?”
Person 3: “Will Smith ‘em!”
(Person 1 proceeds to slap Person 2)
Person 2: “She was just asking for it?”
Person 3: “Will Smith ‘em!”
(Person 1 proceeds to slap Person 2)
by TheRedPandaMan March 28, 2022
Da brand of "dinosaur" mechanical typewriter dat made you so frustrated dat you'd likely need to drink fresh-lime-imbued pale-ale from a clear-glass bottle in order to tolerate da ordeal of using said clackety-clack unit to create documents.
In my younger days, I hadda use a clunky Smith Corona if I didn't wanna laboriously write everything out by hand. I'm a absolutely lousy typist even today, and therefore I totally wear out da "backspace" key on my computer-keyboard; dunno how I didn't take up drinking as a younger dude from all of dat stress of trying to hit da right keys every time.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
This is the fortnite in my marques brownlee. The World in my Warcraft, but most importantly. Hes sexy.
by Aarav Agate June 12, 2020
Susan Smith is a mother of two. She is a soccer and wine mom. She loves her kiddos and she loves WAP.
*WAP - Waffles and Pancakes
*WAP - Waffles and Pancakes
Susan Smith: OMG girls I love to eat WAP so much!
Shelby Rogers: Same girl! I was gonna eat some WAP right now!
Deborah Ann: Well invite me girl, cause I'm hungry for some WAP!
Shelby Rogers: Same girl! I was gonna eat some WAP right now!
Deborah Ann: Well invite me girl, cause I'm hungry for some WAP!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
by TELL ME WHO JOE IS July 26, 2023
by Toastedfrog667 May 26, 2024
Jessica Smith is a alias on Omegle. If you see Jessica on Omegle, engage in a conversation and do not ask for a snapchat until you two have had a full conversation.
Man #1: Hey, have you heard of Jessica Smith?
Man #2: No, who is she?
Man #1: She's somebody on Omegle who will converse, then add you on snap, then troll you.
Man #2: No, who is she?
Man #1: She's somebody on Omegle who will converse, then add you on snap, then troll you.
by Jessica Smither September 13, 2021