Chum Hair

The one single nasty ass pubic hair you find in, on, or around a public toilet, or deeply imbedded in the cheese of a previously edible pizza/pussy.

Boy I had to blow pretty hard to get that chum hair off the seat at the ball park!

Hmmmh pizza's here! Wait, *sigh* dammmmIT!

by Galvin Blascock June 15, 2007

Brown Hairs

A name given to the hairy beaver! Someone who is taking a break from shaving to go au natural for that extra fuzzy cream pie!

We don’t care, if you’ve got brown hairs downstairs!

by MS.M-R April 9, 2020

sex hair

It sorta messy and sticking up.

sex hair-Joe Jonas has sex hair, its messy and looks even better when hes sweaty!

by gummybearlicker August 24, 2008

virgin hair

roots that show up 2 weeks after your last hair dye job

I need to go to the beauty parlor and touch up my virgin hair.

by Christie Daniels May 18, 2006

hair flip

an action done to make fish go crazy when they see how beautiful u r compared to their current s/o

hey, he's looking at me *hair flip*

by Daria December 17, 2002

Hair Porn

Beautiful, enticing images of hair that are so alluring they become addictive.

Hair that is so good that it must be 'bad'.

My wife/husband caught me browsing through PYXIE in the middle of the night, again, and I had to admit - I'm addicted to hair porn.

Whenever my hair needs a little inspiration, I treat myself to some hair porn and the ideas start flowing.

by wikiwordsmith August 1, 2014

hair band

Generalized description of any of the 80's rock bands recognized for teased hair, large followings, high profile lifestyles, etc.

'Quiet Riot'? Oh my god, I can't believe you consider that a hair band.

by kinsmed July 12, 2004