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A joke

Donald Trump himself.
You're a JOKE!

HAH WHAT A JOKE!

That ain't a joke....
by Poplyx November 15, 2020
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The Joke Police

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
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Joke fatigue

When an initially hilarious joke is overused to the point where no one laughs at it anymore and instead gives an eye roll. Facts.
Karen: Why is six afraid of seven?
Crowd: *Eye roll* We’ve heard that joke 72 times in the past hour. Stop killing us with your joke fatigue.
by GucciBooti November 28, 2020
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inside joke

Everyone seems to be in on it except you
Person 1: Ugh what did you get on the math test?
Person 2: Utah, duh.

Person 1: HAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY OMIGOD
Person 3 (you): Um how?
Person 2: *sighs dramatically* It's an inside joke.
by bobTheBuilder322 December 4, 2020
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Risky Joke Day

Risky Joke Day occurs very December eleventh, Where anyone is able to tell there most risky joke scott free!
Jack: "What do you call a elevator full of gay people? A box of necco wafers!"

Jim: "Woah! That's kinda homophobic dude."

Jack: "Relax, Its Risky Joke Day."
by WDYMJean December 11, 2020
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Joke

Your joke isn’t funny.
by bogdammshater December 12, 2020
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Joke

2020 Presidental Election
The 2020 Presidential election was so rigged it's a joke.
by PiSsEdOfFAnE December 15, 2020
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