Spasm Jerk

when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis

‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice ol’ spasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’

by retarded salad February 17, 2021

violent jerks

its having uncontrollable muscle spasm

i havent had my fixs in days and now i having violent jerks.

by Half case March 5, 2021

Corner jerk

Someone who doesn’t you go by, or in your way

Look at this corner jerk just on the way!

by Kayto sasson March 14, 2021

Jerk-Of-Trade

Someone who is a professional at one thing, but sucks with everything else. Usually refers to athletes or some competitors that are at the top of their game, but can't seem to figure out how to not be shitty people.

So Shane "Shakey" Bryne is a helluva racer and won first place, but blasting champagne up the cheerleaders skirt goes to show that he's nothing but an asshat and a Jerk-Of-Trade.

by OmaDei March 29, 2021

Air jerking

Shaking your smart watch or phone to mimic movement so you don’t actually need to move

I didn’t close my rings today so I’ll just sit here air jerking while I finish my Cheetos

by Sister Wives April 6, 2021

Jerk In one

A game when your ejaculating and most of the semen goes in your belly button

Bro you’ll never believe it I got a jerk In one yesterday

by Jerkington April 12, 2021

Jerking the Jerky

When your dick has a sunburn but you proceed to masturbate against your better judgement.

"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."

"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."

by StevethePeeve April 19, 2021