Squirrel shit

When one plays hopscotch over a person's body, rubs genitalia on persons face, shoves penis in persons mouth and simultaneously shits on persons chest. Usually done under 3-5 different drugs.

Bruh me and tony got really fucked up last night and he let me squirrel shit!

by Theswagmaster420 October 18, 2017

Battle-shit

Leaving a giant shit in the toilet and continuously pissing on it until it breaks and sinks, resembling the game battleships

Todd got excited and yelled to Mike from the bathroom, “I sunk your battle-shit”

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Popcorn kiddie shit

Childish games,

I’m not doing this popcorn kiddie shit anymore

by Say.. October 22, 2017

shit

1. A expression used to show the ending of a satisfactory sentence, mainly among women.
2. The brown log that comes out of your ass after a Chipotle date.
3. Something you won't be to your ex.

1. "His dick was hella long, but he was ugly. Shit.
2. "Nigga, hol' up. I gotta take a shit."
3. "Me and James broke tf up. He ain't shit!

by lowkey_definitionz October 23, 2017

teaser shit

When you have the urge to have a bowel movement, but when you go to the toilet you can’t go.

I went to the bathroom and experienced a teaser shit!

by Hitman5652 October 23, 2017

hollywood shit

Hollywood shit,

The act of taking a satisfactory dump and when you wipe your arse, there’s nothing on the toilet roll! A shit of pure class, an A list shit.

Me - Hey Hannah, just had me a Hollywood shit again!
Hannah - damn you’re good! Very impressed

by BobbSmith April 19, 2018

Shitting Birth

When you have a shit so large, it feels like you're giving birth

Dalton was shitting birth after a three day period without shitting

by Ryan Toast 98 March 20, 2017