cactus boi

your only friend which is a cactus and you stroke it every day. If you have a cactus boi then you are most likely lonely and you should get some friends.

"oh is that a cactus boi, ill be your friend!"

by depressed cow December 9, 2019

Bois

A term with a positive connotation used to describe something or someone as cool or interesting.

“That party yesterday was pretty bois!”

by SocksAreWeird May 4, 2024

Ukerlad boy

N. A hypbeast that wears general release sneakers and thinks they has swag for having fake shoes. Also they cheat at everything and hate on people that don't have PC.

Person 1: did u see carlos today?
Person 2: yeah he was wearing those fake south beaches and saying I have swag.
Person 1: yeah he's such an ukerlad boy

Carlos: swag swag I have swag 3hunna bang bang

by Swegmoney3hunna September 18, 2014

Ridley (boy)

Simply a guy with the biggest shlong you've every seen (or haven't).

Will treat you right, best boyfriend you could have. NOT related to Daisy Ridley. Seriously not.
Typically plays Video games but would do anything for a girl. Lowkey a simp but also just desperate. Lets be honest this guy Isn't getting any women for more than just the false statement at the beginning.

Yo that man kinda a Ridley (boy).

by bigmassiveppdude May 2, 2021

Daddy's boy

Boy close to his dad

Most girls are mama's girls and most boy's are daddy's boy

by 459395 May 13, 2023

Eel Boi

To clamp live jumper cables to one's testicles or labia whilst shoving batteries and electric eels up your/their ass exclaiming, "I'm fully charged now!"

Dude why tf do you look so in pani?
Because I just performed the Eel Boi

by BumBitch69 June 1, 2018

boy-zoomies

When a girl or boy gets excited by the prospect of spending time with a boy. Typical symptoms are, wiggles, jumping and running.

When my I told my girlfriend that we were getting fish and chips she got boy-zoomies, she jumped and ran off with excitement.

by granvilleboy January 30, 2024