shit on a wall

When you half-ass anything. When you just throw out a guess.

"How did you do on the test Onalee?"

"I don't know I just threw shit on a wall."

by g00fyb0i445 October 2, 2017

Shit Nips

The act of shooting poop out of both areolas simultaneously with the consistency of hot lava exploding out of a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.

Dude, if that guy comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the eye with straight shit nips.

by WhereDaWhoppers October 5, 2017

Baff-Shit

Baff-Shit- bad air, bad people, just scum in general (everything you don't want in a place)

Fam this city is full of Baff-Shit, I ain't coming back here!

by Big Boy Ruckus October 8, 2017

Shit the bed

When someone fucks up

When billy busted a but in his girlfriends pussy he proclaimed "I shit the bed"

by Spike_the_pike October 12, 2017

shitting taco bell style

The act of farting while taking a shit that sounds like a running lawn mower

"Do you hear that in the bathroom over there? Someone is shitting Taco Bell style."

by Fucking moron October 17, 2017

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

Shit Talk

something hyp likes doing on emerald

kys shit talk about being rich

by silver6996 October 18, 2017