Icys man

Lasse, is the sexiest, funniest, coolest guy anyone has ever seen. He is the perfect soccer boy for a guy like Icy and has a huge collection of birds and parrots. Did I mention how sexy he is? He also has a HUGE backyard, and huge is a common theme with this guy!!! He’s super hot and taught icy how to play baseball and soccer.

Icy: *sees Lasse*
Also Icy: *Feels heart warming at the sight of the purest human ever*
Everybody: “Icys man is so hot”
Icy again: “yup Lasse is the best”

by cherriesandwine July 3, 2024

Old Man Gummies

When an old man in a wheel chair tops you off.

Bro you gotta head two blocks over, the old dude in the house in the cul-de-sac is giving out the best Old Man Gummies!

by SomdeDudeWhoEnjoysAir July 3, 2024

Do you see banana man?

Hopping over on the white hot sand
here he come with some for me.
Taken freshly from banana tree.
banana man me want a ton.

Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go mmm m mm mm mmm
Do you see banana man? (Do you want a banana)
this banana for you

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 4, 2024

Man

1.) A Hypocritical, contradicting, manipulative, compulsive, and pathological lying human being.

2.) Also known as an Almost Evolved DOG?

3.) well known expressional outburst of excitement.

1.) That man is such a fool.

2.) awe, that man sure is becoming such a good boy.

3.) MAN, I can not wait!!!

by anonymous July 5, 2024

Sir Spaghettio Man

Sir Spaghettio Man (the first of his name) is the twin brother of Voldy the Baldy. He has two noeses due to him stealing Valdy’s in the womb. He has a rather strange obsession with toeses.

Wyatt: Who is this Sir Spaghettio Man?
Lilly: Voldy the Baldy’s twin brother, of course!

by Dybuai July 6, 2024

The Ice Man (Tim)

The Ice Man is as cold as ice, can play guitar,and wishes he was Val Kilmer.He chases cats, secretly rivals with his twin brother,but in the end,is just a small melting ice cube that tries to sell Amway products to no avail.

It was hot out,so she hoped The Ice Man (Tim) would cometh...but he was just a melted cube of ice.

by NorrisCode July 7, 2024

The Ice Man (Tim)

The Ice Man (Tim) is as cold as ice , likes to think he is Val Kilmer,chases cats,and secretly competes with his identical twin brother..but is actually a Amway salesman who is more like a small melted ice cube.

On a hot day,she was hoping The Ice Man (Tim) would cometh,but then she realized that he was more of a melted ice cube than a Val Kilmer.

by NorrisCode July 7, 2024