Alcatraz sized ass hole

A very wide ass hole, possibly shaped like the Alcatraz island, and very hard to get out of.

Guy 1: Dude this chick I was with had the widest ass hole, but somehow my dick got stuck in it for 2 hours!'

Guy 2: Hmmm she must have had an Alcatraz sized ass hole."

by She-male women hater July 30, 2012

ass table way back

When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.

ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving

by Uvenk January 13, 2011

lick my ass crack

when someone annoys you and you get triggered but don't want to swear

person 1: NUUUUUUUUUUU I LOST IN ROBLOX
person 2: guess who killed you
person 1: lick my ass crack

by NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO ONEE May 25, 2018

Dick-in-the-booty-ass nigga

Daniel Benjamin Greenblatt. Also a term for anal adventurers of the African American persuasion. Seen in such films as "Black Poles in Dark Holes Three" and "Schindler's List." Daniel received this nickname whilst acting for freaksofcock.com.

Dammit Lawrence, fill up the Brita and quit being a dick-in-the-booty-ass nigga.

by Shlomo Bukkakke January 3, 2008

Bitch made ass nigga

A nigga that is a girls best friend but can never pull

Damn Anthony a bitch made ass nigga and can’t pull desi

by Tfrizzzle23 June 4, 2018

pink sock on his ass

to give another a pink sock out of anger or retaliation. like getting "medieval on your ass" ala, pulp fiction.

Clear the shit out the room, im going to get pink sock on his ass.

by kmitch July 14, 2006

fast bad ass bitch

A very annoying woman that her slaps and moves are more fast than lightning itself, and, damn, hers slaps hurts like hell!

Guy 1: dude, look that blond bitch, across the street!
Guy 2: oh no dude, are you blind? that's a big fat ugly b-

(DOUBLE SLAP SOUND!!!!)

Guy 1: damn!!
Guy 2: fuck, dude, what was that?!
Guy 1: dude, that's a real fast bad ass bitch!
Guy 2: jesus!!!!

by Fast Bad Ass Bitch March 8, 2009