Texas Turdbulance

When you’re eating ass and you blow a raspberry at the same time they fart.

I have Stacy a Texas Turdbulance last night and man it stunk.

by VLPEEPER February 20, 2026

Tuscaloosa Turnaround

Where you end up going to bottomless mimosas with your one night stand afterwards running 5 miles in the morning and end up getting her pregnant by 10 in the morning

Sorry I can’t come in to work I have a Tuscaloosa Turnaround planned in the morning

by Jimmyknee cricket February 27, 2026

NutZack Turbulence

When you:

1) Readjust your NutZack nothing sexual and it causes NutZack Turbulence.

2) When you bust a nut and NutZack Turbulence NZT. Then get PNC.

1) Need to readjust my nut. *NutZack Turbulence.

Need NutZack Turbulence. *Goes to the bathroom. *NutZack Turbulence. *Destroying Colleges. *Destroying Buildings. *Destroying offices. *Destroying hospitals. *PNC.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 19, 2026

Paquirious Turtilingus

To Confuse or gaslight someone out of the blue

Gooner: "Sean Strickland got his ass kicked"
Chad: "Dude you're totally paquirious turtilingus"
Gooner: "Bro you're fucking losing it"

by XIcarusX February 10, 2025

trash turkey

Counterpart to the dumpster chicken. A fuckboy that peaked at 21 yet still believes for whatever reason that he is God's gift to women even though the only job he's had since high school is selling dope out of his mom's garage.

Kenny asked for my number at the grocery store, but I don't fuck with broke ass trash turkeys.

by Bea5t m0m February 12, 2025

Money Turtle

A swaggy little bro which originally was born after a misinterpretation of the Harry Potter character “Moaning Myrtle”. He is represented as a turtle with a $ sign on the center of his shell, occasionally depicted with some really cool shades.

What’d you say? Moaning Myrtle? I thought you said Money Turtle!

by swagmoneyturtle February 12, 2025

Brock Turner Pass

Using white privilege to treat others unfairly or facing fewer consequences due to being Caucasian.

Allen and his son cut the line in front of you because they’re white and you’re not. You respond, "Wow, I didn’t know you got the Brock Turner Pass," to highlight racial disparity and encourage accountability in future generations.

Judge Aaron Persky rules in favor of a white client despite the atrocity he committed. That judge is handing out a Brock Turner Pass.

by CenterStageAtTheRevolution February 16, 2025