Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.

"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!

by bongusdongus July 29, 2022

man noodle

guess, its really not that hard to figure out... penis, there I said it

I have a man noodle

by gunny234 April 6, 2010

Man-pressed

The feeling when you want a man in your life but none are available; man deprived

I'm so man-pressed because I haven't had a boy romantically in my life.

by Violetdavain November 17, 2019

Libyan man

Usually a skinny to the bone man who wakes up at 5 pm and stays up till 4 am in his stupid tinted hilux or hyundai verna and when he driving around dark neighborhoods, he's usually in venesia at around 10 pm road looking at woman in his stupid tinted car so the police don't see him

It's also used by men who think they're something, when in reality their just using their expensive card to compensate for their micro penis. Not to mention their wives opening liveshows at home begging for donations, What a cuck he is.

Person 1: There is Ahmad in his stupid Hilux

Person 2: What a fucking Wahmi.
Person 3: just some average libyan man.

by im a libyan omg1!1!1!1!1!!1 July 21, 2025

man style

doing something incorrectly and without tools or directions

Bro 1: "Bro, I'm gonna fix the pool table man style."
Bro 2: "Which means the next time we try to play we'll have to fix it again."
Bro 1: "Exactly."

by NewEnglandNinja August 3, 2013

Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Loud mouth
Gets close to people when speaking to them

Expects the worst of things always

And defensive

The paranoid village man doesn’t want to accept that he is always paranoid

by Brain reaper May 9, 2021

perfect man

Manuel Alejandro Arreaga

manuel is the most perfect man in the universe

by lovewithpeace November 7, 2021