Lord of Shit

Lord of Shit means someone reeks so bad, any and/or everything within a 10 mile radius rolls over and dies.

Guy1- what's wrong?
Guy2- (Pukes)
Guy2- Dude, Toby is the official lord of shit!
Toby- Hey guys, wassup?!
Guy1&2- (Fall on floor and die)

by CURBSTOMPER34 January 28, 2014

Shit show

Applebee’s

Applebee’s is a complete shit show 99.97% of the Time.

by Rigidy wrecked December 2, 2018

shit jaw

The horrible taste in your mouth after you've licked your boyfriend/girlfriend's ass

1.) I have to go to the dentist,but I can't ,because I've got shit jaw after licking jack's B-hole.

2.) Man sarah should really wash herself more often, she gave me shit jaw.

by chubbzilla April 24, 2016

all that and a bag of shit

When someone thinks they're all that and a bag of chips, but you hate them so much that don't feel they're worth being compared to something good, even with sarcasm.

"My coworker is so stuck up and condescending, she's all that and a bag of shit."

by JustYourAverageTwilightZoneFan June 8, 2023

Level 8 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with another human shitting.

You ever have to go shit at the same time someone else does while camping? Lots of level 8 shits I've had.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

lub shit

when you are playing fortnite and instead of using bandages you shoot your rocket launcher into the ground killing yourself. Also tends

Me- hey man use some bandages
Friend- Great idea man
*blows self up with rocket launcher*
Me- Wow that was some Lub shit

by hello123412 May 14, 2018

freak shit

A TTRPG players overly elaborate mary sue character.

Player: Can I be a 1000 year old half-elf demi-dragon gestapo officer?
DM: No, I don't allow freak shit in my games.

by DJ dick gobbler September 25, 2022