Cage man. Much more primitive and aggressive than your typical cave man. Where a cave man has the freedom to roam in and out of his cave at his leisure, the cage man spends its life confined to a small cage. Very rarely will a cage man escape this torment. But when it does, it will unleash the type of hell a cave man could only dream of.
by lucas_579_ March 24, 2021
Get the Cage manmug. When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.
*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*
Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."
20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."
Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."
20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."
20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."
Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."
20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018
Get the Old man wisdommug. Charles: "Hey Paul, have you seen The Spider-Man?"
Paul: "Grandpa, did you just put a hyphen in The Spiderman?"
Jimmy: "Wait Dad it's just Spiderman. Also where have you been, you left to get the milk 14 years ago."
Paul: "Grandpa, did you just put a hyphen in The Spiderman?"
Jimmy: "Wait Dad it's just Spiderman. Also where have you been, you left to get the milk 14 years ago."
by SoshJam September 30, 2019
Get the The Spider-Manmug. by tes95 April 16, 2011
Get the Disney manmug. A man who is fascinated by grass/nature, this can either be used as an insult, or a compliment. Never say "go touch grass" to these people, as they already do that
by Sapphic Tree Dick May 6, 2021
Get the Grass Manmug. This is a social media scam where someone posing as an upset female accuses a random male of some offensive action hoping that "good guys" will respond with offers of assistance, typically financial assistance.
by Kettlebell 78 August 12, 2019
Get the Bad Man Scammug. by kylekilledyou September 13, 2021
Get the eat a manmug.