Twat Teaser

A girl that leads a guy on to believing they want to be more than just friends, or progress into a relationship, and or one night stand.

That bitch lead me on so rank, she's such a twat teaser! Now she's banging that prick.

by DarrenS December 9, 2008

Twat Banger

needs no explanation

ie Matt Sanger

by mystery May 22, 2003

twat waffle

one who finds themselves being retarded, often like Integra Type Arrrgh

see also 'douche canoe'

Hey, Derek, quit being a twat waffle.

by Sports N Imports May 12, 2006

Twat tablets

Someone who is acting a "twat". They must have forgotten to take their tablets!

Whats wrong with you? You're acting an idiot! Have you forgotten your fucking "twat tablets"

by Shaun Newrick November 8, 2007

twat ripple

High Tech Word For A Queff.

1. Tasha let a twat ripple when Dusty stuck his penis in her vagina.

2. Tasha's twat rippled when Dusty stuck his penis in her vagina.

3. Insult...Dude Your a twat ripple

4. Insult or complament your choice... nigga your breath smell's like a twat ripple.

by Dickless Dustin May 17, 2006

BEEF-TWAT

noun, a woman who brags to others about a fictional sex life, which is based loosely in the happenings of reality

did you overhear Missy being a BEEF-TWAT again, just listen to her pour out those tremendous lies laced with her false sexual innuendo, as she motions toward Garrett with her finger.

by Travis J. October 8, 2007

Twat Waffle

A Twat Waffle is man who acts like a girl and gets their feelings hurt easily.

Timmy was telling a joke. When interrupted by Jack you could see the joy leave his eyes and he was about to cry. Jack saw the hurt in his face as though he was a little school girl who just fell and scraped her knee. Jack told Timmy to stop being a fucking Twat Waffle.

by UFO 311 April 29, 2009