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scared turtle

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.
I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.
by wipe my butt March 18, 2005
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turtle waxed

Similiar to a mudslide, only instead of a body part you slide your shitty ass on, your target is an automobile.
That son of a bitch took my parking spot again, so I turtle waxed his piece of shit Honda.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007
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Turtlemonkeymandanthingy

A turtle owned by a monkey who is owned by a man named Dan... There is another "Thing" involved, but I'm not quite sure what it is
"omg a triangle!!!!" Said the turtlemonkeymandanthingy
by <(* *)> October 18, 2008
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Turtle Dicking

Having a man lay flat on his back while having a erection, then the lover of the man stomps on it causing the penis to retract like q turtle's head
"please oh god turtle dicking me daddy!~"
by Katrian March 6, 2020
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Pink Turtle Reversal

Created by a tattoo artist, this sexual act requires the woman to lie on her back. the man then steps ove her placing one leg between her legs and one by her body.
The man then grabs the woman's ankles, pulling them up to hip level (spreading the woman's legs and placing her vagina directly under his ass).
The man then proceeds to have a bowel movement. then, without pinching the turd off (ya need alot of fiber in your diet to make this work apparently), he begins to screw the woman with said fecal matter....

(Thank you dude for ruining dinner for EVERYONE the night you made this up)
He said when he got her home, he threw her down and pulled a Pink Turtle Reversal on that ass. Last I heard she was at the clinic... something about a urinary tract infection. I dunno.
by Soulshadow October 17, 2009
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Chode troll mattress turtle

A short troll-figure like female who lays on thy back so much she might as well strap a matress to that back like a turtle wears a shell.

Her figure must be a combination of a chode ie/ short and fat. Or that of the old troll dall that has the cheese wheel thighs
chode troll mattress turtle.
compound word.

AKA/ chode oger

dude all your sister does sprawl out on her back and get fuked all day.it discusting

short fat troll
she is a matress turtle, cause she wears her mattress like a shell.
by dickvanchecker January 5, 2010
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Gomer the Butt Turtle

just another name to call someone who is being a complete asshole
by Smallchange266 May 25, 2010
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