When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.
by wipe my butt March 18, 2005
Get the scared turtle mug.Similiar to a mudslide, only instead of a body part you slide your shitty ass on, your target is an automobile.
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A turtle owned by a monkey who is owned by a man named Dan... There is another "Thing" involved, but I'm not quite sure what it is
by <(* *)> October 18, 2008
Get the Turtlemonkeymandanthingy mug.Having a man lay flat on his back while having a erection, then the lover of the man stomps on it causing the penis to retract like q turtle's head
by Katrian March 6, 2020
Get the Turtle Dicking mug.Created by a tattoo artist, this sexual act requires the woman to lie on her back. the man then steps ove her placing one leg between her legs and one by her body.
The man then grabs the woman's ankles, pulling them up to hip level (spreading the woman's legs and placing her vagina directly under his ass).
The man then proceeds to have a bowel movement. then, without pinching the turd off (ya need alot of fiber in your diet to make this work apparently), he begins to screw the woman with said fecal matter....
(Thank you dude for ruining dinner for EVERYONE the night you made this up)
The man then grabs the woman's ankles, pulling them up to hip level (spreading the woman's legs and placing her vagina directly under his ass).
The man then proceeds to have a bowel movement. then, without pinching the turd off (ya need alot of fiber in your diet to make this work apparently), he begins to screw the woman with said fecal matter....
(Thank you dude for ruining dinner for EVERYONE the night you made this up)
He said when he got her home, he threw her down and pulled a Pink Turtle Reversal on that ass. Last I heard she was at the clinic... something about a urinary tract infection. I dunno.
by Soulshadow October 17, 2009
Get the Pink Turtle Reversal mug.A short troll-figure like female who lays on thy back so much she might as well strap a matress to that back like a turtle wears a shell.
Her figure must be a combination of a chode ie/ short and fat. Or that of the old troll dall that has the cheese wheel thighs
Her figure must be a combination of a chode ie/ short and fat. Or that of the old troll dall that has the cheese wheel thighs
chode troll mattress turtle.
compound word.
AKA/ chode oger
dude all your sister does sprawl out on her back and get fuked all day.it discusting
short fat troll
she is a matress turtle, cause she wears her mattress like a shell.
compound word.
AKA/ chode oger
dude all your sister does sprawl out on her back and get fuked all day.it discusting
short fat troll
she is a matress turtle, cause she wears her mattress like a shell.
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