War turtle 

A turtle with a army hat and a strap on minigun

Why have to take down the war turtle it's
Killing everyone

War turtle by Senorsuckmymeatballs March 29, 2017

Hung Like A Turtle 

When your dick is half the length of your body!

Leonardo hurt all the girls because he was hung like a turtle! Even the foxes are scared of him!

Hung Like A Turtle by WhoDatFreshBoi March 30, 2017

Jade Turtle 

A Jade Turtle is special sex act performed on a man provided at an Asian massage parlor. The masseuse, dripping a small amount of oil onto the mans flaccid penis, gently squeezes the foreskin over the head, pinching it loosely with thumb and forefinger. The opposite hand then tickles the balls or nipples until the penis becomes erect, pushing and poking out of the foreskin like a curious turtles head.

'Man, I stopped at this Asian Massage parlor last week, and before I got my happy ending, the masseuse gave me a Jade Turtle!"

Jade Turtle by Dr Knob September 24, 2010

jamaican sand turtle 

When fucking some chick from behind on the beach grab the back of her head and shove it in the sand really hard

dude we missed you again last night?!

I know, i know pulled the jamaican sand turtle last night.

Awesome first the one eye panda now that???

jamaican sand turtle by Privdonut April 2, 2008

Jamaican Turtle Wax 

While smoking marijuan and listening to Bob Marley, while having anal sex, you ejaculate all over the bitches back and rub it in ever so gently. If you do this right it should leave a nice glossy polish.

My mom walked in while i was giving Brooke a Jamaican Turtle Wax.

Jamaican Turtle Wax by Chris B and Mason B September 4, 2008

sea turtle 

a really ugly girl that isnt quite as ugly as a swamp donkey, but damm she is dank!!

man check out that sea turtle!
im gonna get really drunk tonight and hit that sea turtle up!!

sea turtle by steven tyler konken May 4, 2008

3-eyed turtle 

thumb in ass, fingers in pussy, dick in mouth

example my ass...

3-eyed turtle by brian December 22, 2003