spiderweb titties

When ones breasts are swarmed with stretch marks, that surround her nipple. The stretch marks usually link and split apart to form the appearance of a spiders web.

Damn, I should have never got this fat now I have spiderweb titties! and or; Quit having so many damn kids your boobs look like spiderweb titties from all them damn stretch marks.

by Tall Cans & Captain Chainsaw October 2, 2007

Raisin Titties

titties that look like raisins from tanning too much

Something about Mary

by Ryan May 21, 2004

titty tucker

the act of tucking the penis between the cleavage.

Burt: I want to try something new tonight honey.
Mavis: Why not try a titty tucker?
Burt: Yowsa!

by Lois February 19, 2004

Sex Titty

that which is pleasing, valuable or useful, among the highest goods inspiring awe, admiration or wonder

"Sex Titty!' she exclaimed as she admired the beautiful rainbow over the sea. Opposite of "shit balls" associated with negative situations, such as tripping over dried dog shit, and exclaiming SHIT BALLS!

by Alyssa + Sara October 13, 2008

haggard tittie

Something or someone that is beyond worthless or hopelessly passé. Used to describe anything or anyone that sucks, is boring or is worn out.

Gregory is such haggard tittie.

by J.Q.T. October 20, 2003

pretty titty

identifying a girl who isn't hot, but has large breasts

Yo check out that girl, shes pretty titty

by jc May 6, 2004

Titty fuck

To repeatedly thrust your dick between a women's tits and cum on her chest /or face

man "I titty fucked that bitch right there"

by Big manhunt January 26, 2015