National Throw Short People Day

On October 21st you can throw anyone 5’5”and under with no permission needed

What day is today?
Why its national throw short people day of course

by Fjsogkrnfnk October 18, 2021

throwing a rucksack up northumberland street

to shag a bird with a very slack vertical bacon sandwich

'no the sex was crap, it was like throwing a rucksack up northumberland street!'

by rhys April 18, 2004

National Throw Tall People Month

In the ENTIRE month of November, anyone under 5'6 can throw anyone over 5'6 without any consequences

Short person: Hey, remember that time you said it was 'Throw Short People Day'
Tall person: yeah why?
Short person: Guess what month it is...
Tall person: Novem-
Short person: National Throw Tall People Month!

by Icanclimbtrees September 29, 2022

Throwing Yarn All Over the Place

When someone comes into a meeting and makes a tangled mess of everything.

Matt: This meeting is a clusterfuck! Stop throwing yarn all over the place!

by #GoApe November 11, 2011

International throw noob gamers day

You can legally throw around noob gamers on 26th of October.

International throw noob gamers day is in a few days! Im gonna throw you so hard!

by MedalBrawl October 21, 2021

national throw the section leader day

are you in band or strings ?? then this day is for you !! on this day you should throw your section leader because they deserve it. this day march 21st each year

“hey did you hear it’s national throw the section leader day”

by nannerbelle March 20, 2022

Throw Sam Across The Room Day

that’s it. just throw them.

sam: i’m screwed
person: why?
sam: it’s throw sam across the room day

by ooooglybooogly January 19, 2021