Truck Driver

A man who can back out without losing his load

Girl: “Why did you blow in me?”

Guy: “I lose my load everytime I go to backout, I’m not a very good truck driver”

by Dylan Arnold October 27, 2017

Vending Truck

When someone doesn't know anything they will say vending truck. When you see the food truck outside of retail row you would call it a vending truck.

Ryan "do you see that vending truck"
Braxton"ha ha"
Carson "it is a good truck idiot"

by It is ja boi June 8, 2018

Soyboy Truck

Anything that looks like a station wagon and a pickup had an incestuous relationship and the monstrosity that came out looks like the Subaru Baja or a 2008 Honda Ridgeline

The Tesla cybertruck looks like a Soyboy Truck.

by Grealt_Of_Riva November 22, 2019

Tow Trucking

Similar to motor boating, but occurs along the legs rather than the breasts.

At first he motor-boated me, and then he went tow trucking.

by cjjj8 July 30, 2021

Dump truck

A court appointed attorney. Usually they are inept and ineffective as counsel due to huge caseloads and the fact that they are working on salary

Having no money to hire an attorney, the superior court judge assigned a dump truck to represent me.

by Chisholm Factory October 7, 2022

Cyber Truck

Oh, speaking of Elon.

Hym "I saw a Cyber Truck the other day! On the road while I was walking home from work! In the freezing cold! With the pressure in my head and pain in my feet at the peak! It looked like a Playstation 2 car in real life! It was surreal! It was weird! I creeped me out looking at it!"

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

fire truck

When you say “what starts with F and ends with CK” and then dad starts to get upset at you and then you tell him that it’s fire truck

Me: “what starts with F and ends with CK”
Dad: worried/mad af

Me: “its fire truck”

Dad: oh 😯

by Fantastic Shortstop August 20, 2021