Non zoned friend or NZF is a noun used for a friend that have a reasonable chance to became someones partner. Origin of this word comes from the phenomen called friendzone where chances of becaming mate of the desired person is a fucking joke. New term non zoned friend or NZF is used to show that person is not in a friendzone to avoid confusion.
Hey how about that Adam you have been meeting now?
IDK he is really sweet but i dont know if my faith in men is recovered yet, my mind is like 50/50 on it... he is my Non zoned friend now.
IDK he is really sweet but i dont know if my faith in men is recovered yet, my mind is like 50/50 on it... he is my Non zoned friend now.
by VH_Tiberius April 7, 2019
Get the Non zoned friendmug. by Flakescantbetamed February 22, 2017
Get the non-flakey friendmug. A person who doesn't practice reality shifting, which is the act of moving your consciousness from one reality to another.
person 1: "Hey, have you heard of reality shifting? You should totally try it!"
person 2: "No thanks, I'm not interested in it."
person 1: "Oh okay, you're a non-shifter then."
person 2: "No thanks, I'm not interested in it."
person 1: "Oh okay, you're a non-shifter then."
by the girl who shifts January 25, 2023
Get the Non-shiftermug. When a streaming service i.e. Hulu or Netflix auto plays a Movie or TV show you would never agree to willingly watch--and then you realize Comcast is going to charge you for streaming something that never should have been a thing--EVER!
Non consensual Streaming is when after binging every episode of Homicide Hunter in existence, and several documentaries Netflix auto plays the family friendly kids movie Trolls...
You didn't like trolls as a kid, why?! Just...why? Netflix?
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Are you drunk?
You didn't like trolls as a kid, why?! Just...why? Netflix?
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Are you drunk?
by RebelWhiteMage August 16, 2017
Get the non consensual streamingmug. The act of jizzing into a milky drink that you are preparing for a friend or partner, and then watching them drink it.
Dude 1: Is it me or does my latte taste of the ocean?
Dude 2: Are you sure you didn't ask for non-dairy creamer?
Dude 1: Fuck, better get tested.
Dude 2: Are you sure you didn't ask for non-dairy creamer?
Dude 1: Fuck, better get tested.
by LivingThrowaway July 19, 2015
Get the Non-dairy creamermug. References cannabis that retains more of its natural cannabinoids and terpenes, having not undergone destructive cleaning procedures. Cannabis that hasn't been treated with irradiation, peroxide baths, or otherwise.
by rootedinpurity September 17, 2024
Get the Non-Remediatedmug. Someone whose their spending habits and wealth expression do not align to their status assigned at birth.
Carinio: You can't afford 2 weeks on a yaught in Turkey?
Mariemme: Watch me!
Mariemme: Oh shiz, my card bounced. Ugh global capitalism just does not accept me for who I am. Why should not having any money stop me from living the way I feel! It is so hard being income non-binary!
Mariemme: Watch me!
Mariemme: Oh shiz, my card bounced. Ugh global capitalism just does not accept me for who I am. Why should not having any money stop me from living the way I feel! It is so hard being income non-binary!
by Curious Beast September 7, 2023
Get the Income non-binarymug.