The best holiday in the year; some fat ass gives you present, you get to decorate your house in those pretty lights and spend time with your family!! <3 And you get to see Carlton do his lil dance
Also don’t write xmas always write Christmas
Also don’t write xmas always write Christmas
by i love Christmas December 1, 2021
Get the Christmas mug.The sexual act of leaving whip Mark's on your partners skin that resemble the Garland of a Christmas Tree
by JackBlade999 December 5, 2020
Get the Christmas Tree mug.When you take a poop and it comes out a mix of red and green. Typically colored red from blood and green because it's radioactive, or from the food you ate before. Anyways, whether it's radioactive or not, it's much better to drown yourself in Chernobyl than sniff that.
"I took a Christmas Crapper this morning and broke the toilet."
"Kelly took a Christmas Crapper in the hotbox, effectively killing everyone in there."
"Christmas is cancelled after Santa took a big Christmas Crapper at the mall while some kid sat in his lap!"
"Kelly took a Christmas Crapper in the hotbox, effectively killing everyone in there."
"Christmas is cancelled after Santa took a big Christmas Crapper at the mall while some kid sat in his lap!"
by girlkisser420 October 20, 2025
Get the Christmas Crapper mug.The art of having extremely kinky sex in a hotel in the month of December and when you have finished you leave without cleaning up your "mess".
Guy: Hey baby wanna have a white Christmas
Girl: You know I do
Guy: How bout that hotel right around the corner
Girl: Sure, shall I bring our box full of toys?
Guy: Yup
Girl: You know I do
Guy: How bout that hotel right around the corner
Girl: Sure, shall I bring our box full of toys?
Guy: Yup
by IHOP Eating Cow Zombie March 30, 2016
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Get the Christmas mug.Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!
by Santadude69 December 10, 2013
Get the Decorating my Christmas Tree mug.A festive present for your significant other usually given in December.
This is best prepared with the help of others but can be completed by oneself:
Fill a wide mouthed fish bowl half way with semen. When it comes time to share presents be sure to open yours first. Ask her to close her eyes while you retrieve her present. Stand behind your significant other and ask her to open her eyes as you promptly place the fish bowl over her head and shake her like a snow globe while you state in a jolly voice "Enjoy your Snowy Christmas little girl!" Be sure to grab your present before you snap a picture and bolt out the door.
EXTRA Snowy Christmas:
Same concept but with a larger fish bowl filled to the rim.
This is best prepared with the help of others but can be completed by oneself:
Fill a wide mouthed fish bowl half way with semen. When it comes time to share presents be sure to open yours first. Ask her to close her eyes while you retrieve her present. Stand behind your significant other and ask her to open her eyes as you promptly place the fish bowl over her head and shake her like a snow globe while you state in a jolly voice "Enjoy your Snowy Christmas little girl!" Be sure to grab your present before you snap a picture and bolt out the door.
EXTRA Snowy Christmas:
Same concept but with a larger fish bowl filled to the rim.
Man: Hey babe, would you like to have a Snowy Christmas this year?
Woman: It wouldn't be Christmas without one!
Man: Alright, I'll call some guys to help give you one. Maybe even an Extra Snowy Christmas.*snicker*
Woman: ...?
Woman: It wouldn't be Christmas without one!
Man: Alright, I'll call some guys to help give you one. Maybe even an Extra Snowy Christmas.*snicker*
Woman: ...?
by TainedNymph June 10, 2016
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