Brandon

The ugliest nigga ever. THey weird asf and they always acting like they hard. Can't fight or hoop. All brandons are week especially from Ohio, Cali, iowa, Indiana, Florida
by Real Nigga face February 05, 2020
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A hugepeople of walmart”person , a female or male who is uncomfortably BIG
“damn boy look at that brandon
lizzo is a brandon
by Anti-Brandon February 04, 2020
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A short little fellow who makes random mysterious noises and is in love with Shrek
I wish I never become a Brandon. That would really suck.
by Skeet Skort July 21, 2019
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Brandon is a very assured man. He portrays himself as confident, strong, and absolutely careless. He strives to be the type of person no one's met before. And he absolutely achieves that with his amazing humor and smarts. He is the funniest and wittiest person you'll ever meet. Still no matter how careless and goofy he seems, he works hard and won't stop until he's where he wanted to be. He's a very harsh but honest and loyal person. He will stick with you until he absolutely can't. Although he's so tough and intimidating, his heart softens for three people: his grandma, his significant other, and his future daughter. He believes he's the type of person to live alone, as he's been alone his entire life. He fears he doesn't know how to love and pushes himself away when he's scared he'll hurt you. He portrays himself as heartless, but he cares so much and he loves hard, he just doesn't know how to show it. Be patient with him. He's just a broken guy who doesn't know love. Wait and guide him through his anger and his stupid decisions, help him get where he needs to go and stick by his side. He's not someone worth losing. Be the one person to show him that he's not alone, show him real love. I love you asawa ko. Mahal kita sinta.
Person: hey who's that?
Person 2: that's Brandon, you should talk with him he's hilarious!
Person: he looks intimidating

Person 2: just trust me you wont regret it.
by Soni-chan May 25, 2024
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A nice and usually timid guy that is very independent and has a large penis
"That Brandon guy is something!"
by Jacobsons October 19, 2018
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Word to describe someone incredibly amazing.
This girl i met at the party is so brandon!
by BrandonTheNonabrow September 12, 2022
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brandon is the most annoying people you will ever meet. he is kinda ok looking but he’s never had a gf. well he dated that one girl for like a week but she looked like a rat. brandon doesn’t care about you and he bully’s people a lot.
woah is that brandon “
“yeah i heard he’s really annoying
“oh”
by kAyLiE bLaKe October 23, 2019
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