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Jew-top

A person who has a fake fro, a giant nose, and short arms, and their chin looks like balls.This person will often break their nose when they run into a wall with a boner.Person will respond to megasoreass as well.This man farts out used condoms.
Ryan: Yo whats the name for this homo?

Buddy: I believe he would be referred to as Jew-top.
by Harden5 May 1, 2013
mugGet the Jew-topmug.

Greedy jew

a person who wasnt gassed by adolf hitler and continued to make other greedy jews that smashed about how adolf hitler gassed their ancestors into everyones face, i cant forget to mention skyy, he is a very greed jew.
greedy jew: adolf hitler gassed my grandfather
me: whattttt
by wasfa23r3wrfds February 21, 2023
mugGet the Greedy jewmug.

Jew goal

When Abdirahman thinks every goal is a Jew goal
"Mahad which synagogue do you attend? Rabbi Wenger would be proud of that Jew goal"
by Blackty December 4, 2020
mugGet the Jew goalmug.

Jeremy Jew

An average Jewish person. Usually is offended by the slightest things.
by whatsupdonaldduck July 14, 2016
mugGet the Jeremy Jewmug.

Jew Burger

When a burger gets burnt to the point of ash.
Person 1: hey bro that burger looks kinda burnt

Person 2: yeah it’s a Jew Burger.
by Cheesewheel445 October 13, 2019
mugGet the Jew Burgermug.

Jew Kiss

When two people kiss without moving their noses out of the way, resulting in the noses squashing together
Dude! She Jew kissed me, and broke my nose!
by Will I Was Shook Speared May 14, 2020
mugGet the Jew Kissmug.

Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.
Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms
by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015
mugGet the Playing jewmug.

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