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New Jersey Sober

The lifestyle choice of avoiding all drugs and alcohol except for psychedelics in micro-dosed quantities.
He quit drinking and smoking years ago, but he decided to go New Jersey Sober to keep a little bit of mind-alteration in his life.
by WordSend77 July 24, 2024
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Jersey

He is so fucking fine. He is sweet, kind, nice, and sometimes crazy. He's the one that gets the hoes wit the FAT ASS. You dont wanna see the other side of him! He's a menace and he goes CRAZY on the other side!
DAMN, jersey gonna be famous one day. He's gonna get all the chicks
by Snowy too icy December 11, 2019
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New Jersey Bull Dozer

When you are at the barber, getting a fresh cut, and you feel the buzzer slip and shave your hair too far back.
Person 1-What happend to your hair dude?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.
by Angrybarber16 December 13, 2017
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Jersey Violator

Insertion of middle finger and index finger in vag, while sneaking the pinkie finger in the riggity rectum
Jersey Violator:two in the pink.... one in the stink
by nj pinksox July 14, 2010
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new jersey corndog

a) (n.) a breaded hotdog pierced with a wooden rod, which is fried to crispy texture and often enjoyed with mustard and butt chugging.
Our governor, Chris Christie loves him a good New Jersey corndog on the beach.
by schmidtyballs August 9, 2017
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South Jersey Slingshot

When a car behind to slow down for a yellow light, and the car behind it quickly changes lanes and speeds past to try to beat the light.

Often seen on South Jersey roads.
I slowed down for the light and the truck behind me did a South Jersey Slingshot and zoomed by me as the light turned red.
by JDBreeze1 September 14, 2022
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Jersey swim

You get whacked and thrown in Arthur Kill
Yea Hill dog sent Biden for a jersey swim! I heard we have a black female president now.
by ToscaGoethalls November 26, 2020
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