A Jizz Flan is an open, rimmed, pastry or sponge base, containing a sweet or savoury Jizz filling. Examples are the quiche lorraine, custard tart, and cummy yummy tummy surprise.
by Turdsandwich22 June 24, 2017
Get the jizz flanmug. by HomingPigeon April 23, 2025
Get the Osama Jizz Ladenmug. + non alcoholic drink mixed from human sperm(jizz) and tonic
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)
+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches
(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)
+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches
(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)
by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods May 11, 2011
Get the jizz&tonicmug. Small box typically cardboard filled with spunk and is then ingested by your other half typically with cheerios
by marckowski January 6, 2023
Get the Jizz boxmug. When a man starts jizzing uncontrollably, unintentionally, and not under his will, automatically at the sight of seeing beautiful gozongas.
Person 1: Whats wrong.
Person 2: Yo, I was jizzing to gozongas.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I just started jizzing in my pants when I saw her gozongas.
Person 2: Yo, I was jizzing to gozongas.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I just started jizzing in my pants when I saw her gozongas.
by MST3K I like November 28, 2020
Get the jizzing to gozongasmug. An upbeat, swinging genre of music in the Star Wars universe.
(Most notably performed by Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes and the Max Rebo Band.)
(Most notably performed by Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes and the Max Rebo Band.)
by Shady Cantina Patron December 1, 2021
Get the Jizzmug. 