Suicide Wages

when your employer pays you an amount of money that is substantially much less than a living wage

I worked at XYZ corporation, and the pay was so abysmal that I questioned my reason for existence.

Fortunately, I was able to realize that this job was not worth the necessary effort to show up the next day.
I quit and moved on with my life for brighter horizons. Joe whe did you quit??? .... Mary I'm not working for Suicide wages for anyone.... I don't care if he's family

by Mister Spock 95 April 5, 2024

Suicidebaiting

A form of manipulation when someone uses the threat of suicide/saying they will commit suicide, but aren't entirely serious about it to another person/group.

My last relationship was just him Suicidebaiting, I didn't leave him for a whole year because he became life threatening whenever I even mentioned breaking up.

by mandarincup April 15, 2024

Suicidism

A manipulation tactic by abusive girls to cause a heighten sense of anxiety and fear in the target. Usually by threatening to kill themselves. Leaving the target to be unsure of what the abuser is capable of, causing the target to give in to the demands.

Becka was upset that Adam wouldn’t take her back from their break-up, but suicidism got him to take her back.

by DepriveDolphin April 18, 2024

Suicide

Something society likes to ignore or laugh at as just an attention grabber until they do it, and they just say they should've said something. This is why people have strong opinions on our society, we are heartless apes who deserve extinction off the face of Earth.

Society: Ignore them, it's just for attention.
Me: I stabbed my arm last night just to see if I can still feel.
Society: Ignore his ass, he only wants attention.
i commit suicide
Society: Why didn't he say anything?

by blurgon gas April 23, 2024

Suicide

The action of killing oneself because they hate themselves and want to not exist

Some methods are: Hanging, Ingesting Sodium Nitrate, Setting yourself on fire, Running into the road, Provoking a cop

In gonna go commit Suicide, cya

by RustedSky April 29, 2024

Suicidal depression

Depression with suicidal thoughts

Doctor Billy has suicidal depression

by 459395 July 11, 2024

Suicide Welt

The resulting effects of an astronomically non-lethal impact on an otherwise lethal body zone (head etc). The triviality of the "welt" juxtaposed with the carnal seriousness of suicide produces a cocktail of true apathy, ineffectiveness, and inability.

"Wow, did you see Rodney's suicide welts? What a total lazybones with no real followthrough."

by ca$h AF August 13, 2024