poop sheet 

A know-it-all who gives you a long explanation of something when you ask them a question.

1. Chad: Who is that fag in Pearl Harbor?
Kyle: I'm not sure who you are refering to. It couldn't be Matt Damon, my favorite actor, because he's not in that movie. It is Josh Hartnett. He was born on July 21, 1978 in San Francisco, CA. His name in the movie is Capt. Danny Walker. He recently starred in Lucky Number Sleven. He likes to eat ice cream sometimes, but only when it is hot outside.
Chad: You're gay. I just asked who the actor was. Thanks poop sheet.

poop sheet by poooop June 13, 2006

sheet cud 

From the ancient Latin ... The stuff left on the sheets after sex (i.e. fucking).

Darling, could you please lick off the sheet cud before frying a pound of bacon.

sheet cud by Dr. Marcus McClure November 4, 2004

Sheet shark 

Waking up with a morning throbber while your partner is asleep still, you try to sneak your hard one into her ass while the sheets are still in front of you.

You want sex but you know she will not want you to wake her so you go for the fast kill and try to slide it in, but you get caught by the sheets(Sheet shark)!

Sheet shark by Johnny Hammer January 3, 2009

Skee 

A nigga with a big ass head/ a big ass dome/ huge ass cranium/ a peanut head etc.

That black ass nigga over there has a Skee. BIG ASS HEAD, BIG ASS HEAD, BIG ASS HEAD, BIG ASS HEAD, YEAH, BIG ASS HEAD!!

Skee by Aniggajusttryingtohelp February 7, 2017

Dookie sheet 

After participating in a sexual act with someone of the opposite sex, wait until he/she gets up to go to the bathroom. Very carefully fold the sheet from where he/she is laying and crap on the sheet. Take a spreading utensil and spread the dookie all over the sheet, and place it back how it was originally before he/she returns. They lift the sheet and get in, and pull the sheet of dookie over them.

"I got up after having sex with my husband last night, and when I returned and got in bed... he totally pulled a dookie sheet. He got me good."

"My Girlfriend and I had sex, and when I came back from the bathroom she dookie sheeted me. I got angry, then she reminded me that it was April fools day...and we've been married ever since!"

Dookie sheet by A rich, rich man January 22, 2006

dryer sheet

A person who attaches themselves to another and never goes away like a dryer sheet. The unsuspecting victim is usually semi-popular and somewhat friendly with the person who never lets them be.

Angela is being such a friggin dryer sheet. She never lets Amanda leave her sight.

dryer sheet by k.m.n December 12, 2008

dryer sheet

The act of taking a shit in someone's clothes dryer.

After removing his shit streaked clothes from the dryer, Eric realized,at last nights party a drunken JB had given him a dryer sheet.

dryer sheet by branding iron October 26, 2010