red tape

When your boss hates your guts or envies your smarts that he requires you to go through an oppressively time-consuming sequence of procedures before you can get approval to do something, especially when you are filing for a vacation leave.

My boss sent me through a whole-day worth of red tape to get approval on a half-day vacation.

by ProblemEmployee June 18, 2008

red moss

when a man thinks he is going to get a blowjob, he shaves his pubic region so much that small red spots begin to form on his pubic area

I was about to blow him but he had to much red moss.

by jason woooper January 1, 2011

permanent red

when a chick's pussy has been fucked so many times that her pussy is permanently red.

Guy 1: I couldn't bone this chick last night.
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: Because her pussy was permanent red.
Guy 2: Thats gross man.

by ralph mayhem June 21, 2006

Cass Red

strong Korean beer, made only so that Korean men have something other than Soju to get drunk off

John drank a pitcher of Cass Red before he went to the singing room

by Korean Fred May 31, 2007

suzie red

Pills of Ecstasy freshly soaked in LSD.

"Why has she been been staring at the mirror for the last ten minutes wearing a birthday hat?"
"Beats me. She had a Suzie Red."
"Oh. I wonder what she sees."

by ~E December 28, 2007

Crimson Red

a dark shade of red, made by adding black to red. most popularly used in horror/gore stories

The blood running down his face was crimson red.

by Bethy Lewis August 15, 2008

red bowl

A man's bowl cut (immature hairdo) going up a womans vagina while she is having her period. (v) EX: red bowled (n) EX: a red bowl

"Giiirrll Will didnt know i had my monthly and totally red bowled me. "

by trahorange February 6, 2009