post boredom depression

The period of boredom experienced by an individual, during a post sports season.

-What's wrong with Davis?

-He's just suffering from post boredom depression. He's never the same after football season is over.

by Jeffy_912 March 4, 2015

Post wanking remorse

The feeling you get after wanking to nasty/hardcore/fetish porn and having the dirty thoughts disappear from your mind as you orgasm, leaving a feeling of immense sadness and "why the fuck did I find that hot"

I found some piss porn and wanked furiously only to experience post wanking remorse

by The satanic panda May 5, 2015

post-prime depression

The feeling you get after you receive an Amazon Prime shipment and you are no longer expecting any other packages.

Jonny is having some severe post-prime depression after he just got his mini fridge from Amazon Prime.

by timmywheela December 11, 2015

post-masturbation realisation

That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.

Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.

by kansas54 August 6, 2017

PRE POST HASTE

Meaning:

Before you even think,

BUST A MOVE

We have a serious EMERGENCY

BUST A MOVE
Pre Post Haste

by ReFuckTard October 9, 2018

Post Kiyoko Depression

Post Kiyoko Depression (PKD) is experienced when you can't stop crying after having met or seen Hayley Kiyoko. Side effects may include crying, distancing yourself from others, and/or replying with "I MISS YOU BABY 😭" at everything she tweets.

Ashlyn: OMFG MY POST KIYOKO DEPRESSION IS STILL NOT GONE AND IT'S BEEN A MONTH.
Norma: SAMEEEE I MISS HER HUGS, I MISS HER CUTE VOICE, I MISS EVERYTHING ABOUT HER 😭

by kiyokoscenes August 11, 2018

Post-cereal material

A shit done after breakfast.

Nelly had stomach cramps....she badly needed to get to the bowel bowl to release some post-cereal material.

by Zonal K September 27, 2019