Post Malone

An over-rated, white, homeless-looking boy with bad facial tattoos* whose signature music style is to sing as if he is whining, in the same tune, over and over again.

*He has admitted in interviews that he got his facial tattoos because he wanted to piss off his mommy.

Girl: Who is that guy whining on the radio?
Guy: Oh, that's just Post Malone, he will be whining for a while- Please feel free to change the station.

Post Malone by Cthulhuhoop October 29, 2018

post up

to make your presence known. Could be done while getting a photo taken, waiting for a bus, or simply hanging out. Usually done by standing straight up and grilling.

What do you say we get some chairs, sit in the middle of the mall, and just post up?

post up by JT Dollar Sign December 20, 2003

post-skank 

To have lost all skank value.
The aftermath of being a hideous skank, therefore losing everything including her drug dealer and her dickhead "friends".

After a life of being a skank without cause, she became a post-skank and grandma at the age of 30.

post-skank by m d y May 16, 2009

Post-Grind Jitters

When a young,attractive girl, usually in Jr. High gets dirty for the first time with an incredibly hot boy. At first she loves it, as he rubs up against her, fingers her, and inevitably gets a massive boner. After he's done with her though, she experiences nausea, shivering, and shortness of breath.

Dani got the Post-Grind Jitters after bumping and grinding the night away with gorgeous, God-like Matt.

Post-Grind Jitters by LuLu Alexandra May 21, 2009

Post Christmas Green 

The act of returning shit from the holidays that you will not wear or use because it is ugly, cheap, a regift, ect.

"Wow looks like the christmas cheer got to jamie"

"No i think its just because she doesnt wear new clothes so she gets a lot of post christmas green"

Post Christmas Green by name that hasnt been used December 28, 2009

Post-jack 

Hijacking someones facebook post with meaningless off-topic banter.

D: Q&A on ABC is awesome. Debate polly-ticians. Debate!

M: Mmm Polly-waffle

D: Did you just Post-jack?

Post-jack by Meshies May 17, 2010

Post-Jacking

Post-Jacking: Going way off topic on a Facebook post in lieu of normal human communication in an attempt to up one's cool factor.

That asshole Chuck is going way too far on my post! He is not as cool as he thinks he is! He should be arrested for Post-Jacking

Post-Jacking by JamminJimmy July 8, 2010