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pleasantly petite

Describing something or someone that is charmingly small in size, delicate, and attractive, evoking a sense of delight and admiration due to their compact and appealing nature.
No you're not short darling you're pleasantly petite
by soggy_waffle_:) July 1, 2024
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Pleasantly Petite

Describing something or someone that is charmingly small in size, delicate, and attractive, evoking a sense of delight and admiration due to their compact and appealing nature.
You're not short Martin you're pleasantly petite
by soggy_waffle_:) July 1, 2024
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Pleasure

The feeling you get when you bust a nut down your bitch's throat, or stepping on a plug.

Also see: PAIN
by Churros_XD July 6, 2024
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Pleasureplace

A place where a group of mix race people take turns shitting on one another.
Hey bro! Lets go to our pleasureplace to have some sinky fun
by Destinysea July 6, 2024
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pleasure spigot

This can represent many things that release pleasure and do not have to represent genitalia. Choose your own!
Naomi needed a release. She thought about that certain someone and began polishing her pleasure spigot. Afterwards, she felt much more calm and relaxed. The other riders on the bus were experiencing different emotions, however.
by von groovy October 27, 2024
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Please, oh Please

African-American Vernacular
Humorous, showing disapproval or annoyance. Same as Please.
- Please, oh please, don't use your gadgets.

- Omg, please, oh please, use only ASSURABLE dictionaries such as Urban, Wiktionary, OED...
by Mr. Please, Oh Please November 20, 2024
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plausitive

Definition:
The state of being aggressively confident about a fact, statistic, or future plan that is completely made up, but is delivered with such high-speed verbal velocity and optimistic rambling that the listener is physically unable to interject to correct it.
It is a portmanteau of "Plausible," "Positive," and "Exhaustive."
A statement is considered plausitive when the speaker has been talking for at least four minutes without inhaling, forcing the universe to accept their nonsense as truth simply because they possess more kinetic energy than anyone else in the room.
Person A: "Wait, did Val just say that raccoons are actually ancient Egyptian guard dogs that evolved thumbs to steal wifi passwords?"
Person B: "Yeah, she’s in a loop. She’s being totally plausitive right now. Just nod and don't make eye contact or she'll start explaining the wifi architecture."
by Jeff, the Digital Alchemist January 27, 2026
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