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Penis

The man had a penis
He was a penis to me
by Thatoneguyjonathon September 4, 2023
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A pejorative that is used instead of “dick”.

Although being a “dick” is an insult, it has connotations of dominance, virility, and eroticism. For example: “big dick energy”. But a penis is often flaccid and small. A penis will hurt when you kick it. A penis is what you’ll find on a baby boy. It is the opposite of erotic.
That guy cut me off! That guy’s a penis!

Will you stop acting like a penis?!
by correlation_lee July 13, 2024
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person1: you have a small penis person2: no I don't! person1: yes you *dies*
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A long stick protruding out of a boy crotch and rarely a girls. It is used to impregnate people and make them horny bitches and sluts
Boy: Hey wanna ride on my penis?
Girl: Hell yeah!
* Girl undresses
Boy: You have one too?
Girl: yeah man.
by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023
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A stick on 2 balls that gets longer and harder when you see naked people or for no reason at all. It makes cum(milk) when you jerk it off or fuck someone or someone sucks it. When you fuck a girl in her vagina it will make her pregnant if she has gone through puberty. The cum contains your genetics. Also your penis is small. Some synonyms are : Dick, Cock, Nut,
Your mom: Oh my god thats suck a huge Penis
Me: Open you legs so i can fuck you
Your mom: Yes daddy, augh augh thats so nice daddy
Me: Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna cum in you
Your mom : yes daddy, oh thats no nice, i'm orgasming
Me: no you are pregnant
by Milkdimsum27 September 30, 2023
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The long worm between your legs
Person: “She sucked my penis last night
Person 2: “Don’t u mean a gummy worm?”
by PenisUser1 October 24, 2023
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something your man doesn’t have
where is your penis ?
by hejsiechxnisis December 16, 2023
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