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jizz n' pray

Cumming inside a girls pussy and praying she doesn't get knocked up
I pull a Jizz N' Pray with Stephanie last night, I hope she doesn't get pregnant from it.
by tteddy1985 August 27, 2015
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Ultimate Jizz Attack

When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.
"Holy shit dude I'm still recovering from that Ultimate Jizz Attack I gave Jessica last night."
by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016
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Jizz Farm

Connor is shooting blanks so he, and his wife went to a jizz farm to get a bun in the oven.
by Donewaiting September 7, 2016
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Jizz Jacket

The end result of a bukake session or gang bang where every guy aimed for her tits leaving her torso coated in jizz.
All 15 dudes tried to hit the slut's tits giving her a jizz jacket.

The gang bang ended with her having a jizz jacket.
by freakgodd September 9, 2016
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jack off jizz motion

the sarcastic, commmonly known as seagulling, motion when you dgaf about what someone just said

or the motion you do behind someone's back when you dgaf about what someone said

used as an acronym in facebook post etc to show your distaste
He told her to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich. When he turned around she made the jack off jizz motion and told him to make his own fucking sandwich

my boss told me to come in on saturday JOJM
by wabiisabii October 23, 2016
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jizz hoover

a gamey trampbag whose highest priority in life is sucking up as much semen as humanely possible
nikki has been hanging around the camera truck looking for dick again, the absolute jizz hoover
by mhogan October 26, 2016
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Jizz Brain

When you put the tip of your dick in a girls nose and ejaculate onto her brain.
While she was sleeping I wanked in her nose and gave her mad jizz brain and she might die.
by Miacplkane December 20, 2015
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