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Iron Jizz

When you jizz with a force comparable to that of iron moving at a high speed
"Dude, he just let out an Iron Jizz!"
by ThePoopster69 December 1, 2020
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Side jizz

When a guy rubs his dick against his inner thigh at high speeds until he jizzes
Guy #1: "dude were you just side jizzing
Guy #2: "maybe"
by DoughnutsAreNice October 14, 2016
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Jizz Whisperer

A person who spends time poking and smelling other mens' sperm. Usually called Ryan.
"Hey, what's up man?"
"Nothin' much, just sniffing sperm, looking for wrigglers"
"Man, you're such a jizz whisperer."
by ScreenNamesAreForWimps April 21, 2018
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Jizz

an upbeat, swinging genre of music. Played by Jizz-wailers. I know what you are thinking
Guy: Man i just love jizz
Guy 2: What the fuck? You love jizz? Are you fucking gay?

Guy: No the star wars music
Guy 2: Fuck you, you nerd
by AngryStarWarsNerd March 21, 2022
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Jizz

When you ejaculate on to a girl's body.
When you put your sausage into her and jizz comes out of your sausage.
by @ilikebigcox November 29, 2021
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Jizz infection

Sex without a condom is great when your on birth control. Love it 😄 jizz infection is when sperm penetrates the walls inside your vagina, and it begins to peal. The thin vagina wall mixes with the sperm and yeast begins to grow with the semen. What goes in must come out, and he might not eat you out with a fishy odour.
I'm using plain yogurt to get the jizz infection to go away.
by Golove November 2, 2019
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Jizz Pop

A Jizz Pop is when you put Jizz in a empty can of Baked Beans and leave the can of Jizz in a hot room for a few days, you will get a Jizz Pop.
"Mom nice Jizz Pop"
by CumRattle December 6, 2020
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