Mooping 

Masturbating while pooping, usually to dog porn.

That Arab guy really likes mooping to dogs.

Mooping by Real_Shmians_Dont_Die March 14, 2020

Morning glory

Wake up next to the love of your life cuddle have some effortless sex nothing to bizarre get up make coffee. Kids wake up come through sit on the bed you talk start your day.

Miss morning glory

Morning glory by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd April 25, 2020

morning sore throat 

When you have a sore throat when you wake up in the morning for no fucking reason.
Typically lasts 15-100 minutes.

Hey man! What's the problem?
I got a morning sore throat again. I swear to god this happens every morning.

morning sore throat by faghilon July 8, 2020

morning waterfall 

when girls wake up in the morning on their periods and they have to run to the bathroom so they don’t bleed all over their beds

Jessica woke up with the morning waterfall i’ve never seen someone run that fast

morning waterfall by eb23473 September 7, 2020

mooping 

The act of picking up human garbage for the greater good of the planet.

I am going mooping. I am going to pick up those beer bottles that the dunks left last night in the forest.

mooping by nonloverofstupid September 13, 2020

Morning After Tabs 

When you open your computer after a night of heavy drinking, and only then remember what sites you visited the night before.

Morning after tabs: oh yeah, THAT rabbit hole!

Morning After Tabs by Palomino1 October 2, 2020

morning wood energy 

Portmanteau of "big dick energy" and "wood energy" (feng shui). Having so much sexual energy it transforms the entire room.

Fahrrad got morning wood energy like he gonna wake up and change the world.

morning wood energy by bextra December 15, 2020